All I wanna do is Splice up my life!

On second thought…. no, I don’t. Why? WHY? I’ll tell you why!! I don’t feel like getting felt up by a creature which brings back memories of Sloth from The Goonies! Ok, well she wasn’t that bad… But don’t dooo her and not call the next day, I hear she haaaaates one night stands.

So this movie was… creeepy as shit. Not in the I’m scared kind of way, but more in the W…..T….F… kind of way. At the same time, predictability sets in half way through the movie. I mean, I would have bet 20 bucks that someone was going to get boned by chicken foot. In fact, I DID bet 20 bucks, and would still have it too if had not also bet that Adrien Brody wasn’t an Alien… shows what I know…

Seen here in what appears to be good o’l feline Larson, you can already get a sense of how disgusting this movie gets. She’s running…holding a cat…. with NO PANTS ON! I know, sick right?

To say the least, I’m glad a saw this movie. To say the most would be to say I’m glad to have watched almost every movie I have. So don’t consider this one special……at all.